When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat
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barackinaroundthechristmastree:
me tryna do my homework after net neutrality ends and yahoo answers gets taken away
when you accidentally type ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’
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| Someone: | *treats me badly* |
| Me: | *forgives them immediately* |
| Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: | you know what?? I'm mad at you. |